sav 18 michigan.
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
Anonymous said: what state do you live in?
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man